I Read Smut Like a Lady T-Shirt | Retro Martini Design for Romance Readers

Classy, sassy, and a little bit smartassy—this ‘I Read Smut Like a Lady’ t-shirt is for readers who know how to enjoy their romance with a touch of sophistication. Featuring a retro-inspired lady holding a martini, this design is perfect for fans who love their books steamy, their humor bold, and their vibes unapologetically fabulous.

Pair it with high-waisted trousers and heels for a look that’s as chic as your favorite romance heroine, or keep it casual with distressed jeans and sneakers for a vibe that says, "I’m here for the smut and the sass." Add a pearl necklace or cat-eye sunglasses to complete the retro aesthetic.

✨ Perfect for fans of steamy romance and bold humor
✨ Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
✨ A must-have for readers who own their love of smut with pride

Warning: Wearing this may result in sudden urges to sip a martini, dive into a new steamy read, or proudly declare your love for smut at the next book club meeting. 🍸✨

Sweatshirts Gildan (18000)

- 50% cotton 50% polyester
- Medium fabric weight
- DTG printed
- Unisex sizing

Tshirts (Bella Canvas 3001 & Comfort Colors 1717)

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- DTG printed
- Unisex sizing
* please consult the sizing video to confirm if this product is Bella Canvas or Comfort Colors

Machine Wash:
Cold (Max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine

Tumble Dry: Low
Do not directly iron on print